Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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