i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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