I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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