Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
handjob tips. give me some.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize