I'm drive I can fine osifer
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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