I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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