i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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