Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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