I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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