Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
