I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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