god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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