thus making me awesome and them whores
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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