I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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