Christians are straight up FREAKS
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
