who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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