No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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