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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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