You really coming over, don't trick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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