and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Randomize
