He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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