the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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