I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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