That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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