My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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