I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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