i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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