does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
