yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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