so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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