Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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