What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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