At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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