No awkward lesbian experiences without me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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