Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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