Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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