i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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