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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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