i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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