Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I am naked and annoyed.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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