the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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