Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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