remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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