okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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