Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Your tits are I can't wait for
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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