This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
