It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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