Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How external is "for external use only"?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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