South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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