what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wish my penis had a tongue
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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