I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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