So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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