YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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