he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
foreskin is a definite game changer
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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