laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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