1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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