Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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