3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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